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I'm Katina, and a proud desert rat. I'm country to the bone with a little bit of city. Everything goes, and if you don't like it, oh well. You know how to exit.

spicewitch:

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ultrafacts:

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I read an anecdote from someone whose African Grey didn’t particularly get along with her Amazon parrot, Paco. One night she was preparing cornish hens for dinner, while the grey hung out with her in the kitchen. He got a closer look at one of the hens, looked his mama dead in the eyes and asked, “Paco?” Then he laughed.

that is one sadistic bird 

I am slightly afraid now.

I love birds?

African Grey Parrots are one of the smartest birds, and seems they can be known to play “jokes” or “pranks” on their owners or any visitors.

I was visiting a friend of the family one time and I was just casually watching tv when I thought I heard the water running. I go into the kitchen but everything’s fine. the parrot looks at me and says “gotcha”.

Parrots are awesome.

IVE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS BIRDS R FUCKED UP AND GONNA KILL US ALL WE NEED TO ALLY WITH THE DOLPHINS WHILE WE STILL CAN PEOPLE

matthewgaydos:

Presented for those that assume Girl Meets World is just another vapid Disney Channel show

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

The day my daughter brings a boy home, he will get to see my armory. I will ask him which weapon he likes the most. We will go to the back yard and shoot some targets. After we finish, I’ll tell him if he breaks her heart, he chose his murder weapon.

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onebigclusterfuck:

I will reblog this until the day I die

that smile in the last gif warms my heart

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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